Overheard On Train Headed 4 Melbourne city centre on Sandringham Line...

* It's scary when dirtbags r planning this far ahead...

Dirtbag #1: I got her number for you.

Dirtbag #2: I don't want it. If you give it to me, I'm going to throw it out.

Dirtbag #1: She was banging, and she had a sister. Is she banging?

Dirtbag #2: She looked good. Taller. Younger.

Dirtbag #1: We gonna take them to the movies and then to the hotel.

Dirtbag #2: Yeah?????

Dirtbag #1: We gonna pull the camcorder out on that.