What 2 do & places 2 go in Melbourne, Australia, from a local's point of view!

14 September 2006

Livebait Restaurant & Bar, Newquay

* Superb upper -level restaurant/ bar seemingly hovering over water. All glass walls & shaped like a boat's bow, great docklands views. Seafood emphasis but something 4 all, including steak & poultry. More casual Moroccan-inspired Mecca Bah bistro underneath.
Livebait Restaurant & Bar55B Newquay Promenade Docklands Victoria 3008Telephone 03 9642 1500 Fax 03 9642 1557 livebait.com.au

13 September 2006

Overheard On Train Headed 4 Melbourne city centre on Sandringham Line...

* It's scary when dirtbags r planning this far ahead...

Dirtbag #1: I got her number for you.

Dirtbag #2: I don't want it. If you give it to me, I'm going to throw it out.

Dirtbag #1: She was banging, and she had a sister. Is she banging?

Dirtbag #2: She looked good. Taller. Younger.

Dirtbag #1: We gonna take them to the movies and then to the hotel.

Dirtbag #2: Yeah?????

Dirtbag #1: We gonna pull the camcorder out on that.

30 August 2006

Work, Play, Eat, Sleep, Walk, Talk, Listen, Sex. What's It All About?

* When U get up in the morning, what do U REALLY LIVE 4, readers?! What makes life the most worth living. I'd like 2 hear all your different views & outlooks...
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* I have a feeling most people want sum kind of human contact IN LIFE ------ 2 be with, communicate, interact with, be wanted by, & receive approval from them. What would 99% of people do without this if we really examined what we want? And how do we all achieve this?... In 1000s of different ways everyday, I guess... in allsorts of healthy & unhealthy ways... sum R satisfied, sum never satisfied & always striving further... Doesn't it all cum down 2 this??
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* Hhhmm... How do U go about with people around U, & why do U do the things U do in order 2 gain sumthing from or give sumthing 2 people, if U really look at what U do in YOUR life? I'm NOT a philosopher, I just like & want opinions. Tah, tah luvlees.

16 August 2006

Weekend Things I Did & Places

* Melbourne is Great.
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My whole weekend is visiting cafes or eateries 4 coffee & food, drinking in bars in da evening, & dancing in niteclubs till da birds wake up.
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* SEVEN NIGHTCLUB --- Sexy chiffon delicate dresses on ladies & cool well built or beautiful guys mixed with some youngin's not far out of high school. Plush polished moody interior with twinkly chandeliers & swirly marbly blue main bar. Not the place 4 shabby alternative types or hip- hop homeys! Blair McDonough from "Neighbours" would cum here. Upstairs chillout lounge 4 eclectic grooves, obscure sounds. Downstairs Andy Van, who's supposed 2 B famous, & others played electro (FART MUSIC). Side lounge with SOULFUL HOUSE music is BEST with plush round seats & booths.
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* CAFES/ EATS I RECOMMEND --
*Mario's, Brunswick St, Fitzroy -- charm & coffee... PHHWORRR...
*The Point, Albert Park Lake -- water view, elegant
*Automatic cafe/ restaurant, Crown Casino -- funky design, man
*Food Inc, Elizabeth St, City -- cheap lunch
*La Camera bistro, Southgate, City -- pasta
*Pellegrini's cafe, Bourke St, City -- coffee...
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*ACMI Lounge cafe - cool seats -
*Transport Public Bar - architecture, boutique beers! -
*Arintji Restaurant - cutting edge food -
*Time Out cafe - relaxed funky -
-- all at Federation Square
Tah, tah luvlees.

03 August 2006

Sexy Nightclub - THE LEXINGTON, GPO, Melbourne City Mall

* Classy place, pity about the music!
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* Beautiful interior with enormous chandeliers & a soaring ceiling in the redeveloped GPO building rite on the mall; a huge suspended ball projected with a movie image on it, currently amusingly one of a burning log fire. Finally a place suitable 4 being very dressed up... or as smartly cool-casual as u like. I must wear a long formal gown here next time (which wouldn't fit most of da other Melbourne bars with their shabby slighty dirty attitude).
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* Very crowded, mainly young with a few more sophisticated 30-sumthings, well dressed, cool, but many acting up- themselves & trying 2 show others up, especially young girls. I'm 1 of the tallest girls usually so I get bad looks often from them. A nice blondish Italian guy started chatting 2 get 2 know me. He was muscular (-nice), handsome, & well- spoken; then this short- skirted Asian tart of a girl came 2 try 2 chat him up a bit in the middle of our conversation. She was jealous of him pickin' me up & not her, obviously, coz he said he didn't know her at all. What a bitch! In da end, he said 2 me "Fuck her!" as we continued chatting. Another girl came 2 talk 2 me coz she liked my green flower print & satin dress & she was pleasant. Some of da men here r drop dead gorgeous but wouldn't go 4 me!
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* There is a dancefloor in the adjoining room, "The Music Room", but da electro house sounded stupid, like farts, & crass. Soulful house, please! I left at 2am & needed a more chilled place 4 a drink; da girls were gettin' 2 catty. Went 2 nearby bar, Cookie - so relaxed, quirky music, & by then the bitch tarts on Saturdays had moved on 2 crowded clubs. Great place 4 a martini... & kind staff with stylishly individual people. Need 2 get back 2 da lounge room at Seven niteclub again soon 4 my fix. Tah tah, luvlees!

30 July 2006

Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Christian Dior, Roberto Cavalli, Prada, Dolce e Gabbana, Chanel, Missoni, Versace

* HANDBAGS 2 DIE 4 SHOULD B FROM DA ABOVE FASHION LABELS ( OR COPIES OF, ER, THAT IS, INSPIRED BY THEM)

Go get shiny, sparkly, dainty, furry, sequin-y handbags NOW as they r essential 2 finish an outfit when goin' out & both guys & girls will evaluate your status in clubland by them.

28 July 2006

TRANSPORT PUBLIC BAR -- FEDERATION SQUARE, MELBOURNE

* Sleazy Skanks & Graffiti B-boys, C U all at Transport Bar this weekend 4 Xcellent people-watching. Wat a nice place 2 see EYE CANDY of both sexes, although da men there achieve sum level of sophistication above grunting, & they appreciate a nice dress/ skirt.